Pro-wrestling Rap

Living up to the Hype

It is the Performance
By Dory Funk Jr. Weekly columnist on 1wrestling.com


"Hey Rob, This guy works hard too." In the center, Wayne Newton.

The performance must live up to the expectations.

If you went to the store and bought fillet minion and got home
to find you only had round steak wrapped in bacon, you might be
upset.

If a movie doesn't live up to the hype, you might be upset.

In the words of the late Eddie Graham, former wrestling promoter for
Championship Werestling From Florida, "Let's give the fans something
extra for their money." As a wrestler and as a trainer, I have always
looked at the wrestling business in the same way. It is our obligation to
give the wrestling fans more than their money's worth every time out.

The two entertainers above are the same. Rob Van Dam is always
going to give you something extra for your money.

We went together here in Ocala, Florida to watch Wayne Newton
perform. He is the same, giving over a one hour performance in
ninety degree heat outdoors here in Ocala at Silver Springs.

It is the performance that counts. It is the performance that
will bring the fans back again and again.

Special Announcement
Get Some Attitude
Put the  Back in the WWE

The Funking Conservatory Will Travel
to Raw and Smackdown

Wrestlers participating  in The Christmas Funking Conservatory,  December 15 through 22
will have the opportunity to travel  from Ocala, Florida to Raw December 16
in Orlando, Florida and Smackdown December 17 in Tampa, Florida.

For more information on the Christmas Funking Conservatory you can call - 352-854-8855

      "All Aboard"

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NWA Wildside's Murder One and The Funking Conservatory's
Adam Windsor will headline the !BANG! television tapings at
the conclusion of the Special December training camp December
21st.

Texas Death Match

 Windsor vs Murder One
Falls don't count, There could be one or a hundred.
There will be a thirty second rest between falls.
No stopping the match because of blood.
No count out side of the ring.
No disqualification.
The match continues until one man is unable to answer the bell.
There must be a winner.
Only choking and eye gouging are illegal.

Six Girls will also be on the card:
Missy Hyatt
Allison Nichols
Alex Breslin
Adrianne
Cleopatra
The Claw who is "The Law."

If you are interested in attending the show
or the training camp:
Tel - 352-895-4658
E-mail Dory Funk Jr.
Read the !BANG! Newsletter
Join the Funking Conservatory
Visit Dory's Home Page
E-mail Dory Funk Jr.
Read the !BANG! Newsletter
Join the Funking Conservatory
Visit Dory's Home Page

Photography by  Marti Funk