In Funk's Corner

Today  8/2/04
By Dory Funk Jr.



NWA Wrestling Legends Fanfest comes to Fayetteville, North Carolina Saturday and Sunday, August 14 - 15, 2004.
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Fayetteville, North Carolina, 1983
The bell rang and it was my turn to go to the ring. It was a single match against Greg Valentine. I opened the dressing room door and took a few steps forward. All of a sudden my reception turned to screams of delight. It wasn't just applause, it was like, "Rock Star Hysteria" I thought to myself, "I've only been here a short time, but these people really like me." I continued my stroll to the ring. All around me, teenage girls were jumping up and down with excitement.  I thought, "It must be the cowboy hat."  As I approached the ring, young fans were in a frenzy. I thought, "This is too much." I looked to the left, then to the right, then I turned and looked behind.

Ricky Steamboat's partner, teenage heart throb, Jay Youngblood (Steve Romero) and his brother Mark Youngblood (Mark Romero) had followed me, one step behind, all the way to the ring in full indian headdress, waving and smiling at fans.

It was Jay and Mark creating all the stir. I had caught them. they just stood there grinning from cheek to cheek. I said, "You little #%*@!s and chased them all the way back to the dressing room.

I will return to Fayetteville.
NWA Wrestling Legends Fanfest
Saturday and Sunday, August 14-15, 2004
Fayetteville, North Carolina


 
Ocala, Florida Assistant City Attorney, Jimmy Gooding

Royal Stud Enterprises - Is adding a new member to their Elite Organization, Ocala, Florida Assistant Attorney Jimmy Gooding. Over the past 6 months at The Funking Conservatory, on !BANG! TV, On Throwdown TV, all over the internet, and all around the world people have been seeing and hearing about Royal Stud Enterprises.
 
They say that they are a Legitimate International Global Conglomerate. They all are tremendous athletes and they all are highly educated. Adam Windsor has a degree in Computer Programming, Aric Dylan has a degree in Sports medicine and Pharmacy, Missy Hyatt has a degree in Psychology and is now studying to be a Pharmacist. Backing these educated people up is Milo, the only Heel dog in wrestling. 
 
The latest and newest member that Royal Stud Enterprises has added to their organization is an attorney who got his degree at the University of Florida.
 
Adam Windsor states that James Gooding III Esq. is just the man that he and his organization have been looking for to add to his company. Adam Windsor also said that given the opportunity Gooding would have made sure that a dumb American like Martha Stewart would have gone to jail forever.
 
Windsor has also stated that as well as Gooding being his and his company's Attorney, Royal Stud Enterprises has been teaching Gooding some other aspects of the wrestling business.
Windsor says that he has been teaching him how to gouge peoples eyes and how to choke them on the ropes. The Assassin Aric Dylan has been training Gooding in the gym trying to give him the body of a Greek god.
 
It has been announced that as of August 29th one of the most famous Pro-Wrestling Journalists, Bill "Wonderful Willie" Apter will take over as general manager on !BANG! TV And Throwdown TV. August 29th is also going to be the night that Adam Windsor debuts his personal Attorney James Gooding III Esq..
 
Apter has stated that Windsor will defend his Funking Conservatory World Heavyweight Championship against either Dory Funk Jr., Johnny Magnum, Aric Dylan or Flex Cassidy.
 
We wonder,  Why is Windsor bringing his personal company Attorney to the !BANG! And Throwdown TV Taping on Sunday Night August 29th?

You’ll just have to be there to find out.

This is going to be a huge night for The Funking Conservatory as once again Bright House Television will be filming the event not only for !BANG! TV but also ThrowDown, which is gaining more and more popularity throughout the Orlando market.
 
Windsor VS Apter - Who has more power? Find out August 29th.
 
Funking Conservatory's Women's Champion, The Claw

Also on the show on August 29th The Claw will defend her Women’s Championship Belt. Missy Hyatt claims that she is still the Women’s Champion, and vows revenge on the Claw.
 
More matches will be announced over the next couple of weeks.
 
Advanced tickets at discount prices are available at www.dory-funk.com. Or Call 352-895-4658. You can also E-mail Dory Funk Jr.
 
At the Funking Conservatory, You can become a wrestler and television superstar in three weeks. Find out how here.