All the Woulda-Coulda-Shouldas
Layin' in the sun,
Talkin' 'bout the things
They woulda-coulda-shoulda done...
But those Woulda-Coulda-Shouldas
All ran away and hid
From one little did.


Stan Hansen has facial reconstruction thanks to Misawa
All Japan PRO

I was in hell. Men were brawling recklessly, charis were crunching skulls, and garbage cans were pounding backs. One-by-one, more men kept joining the fray. The fans' screams of delight were drowned out by blaring rap music. I was there, yet I wasn't. Everyone was involved in some way or another; Battlers, spectators, sound men, security guards. Not me. I was merely an observer. Close enough to sense the raw emotions of the event, but far enough away to feel protected from the sheer horror of it.

Hulk Hogan Explains...

to all the little Hulksters why a man has to do what a man has to do!!!

The Voice

There is a voice inside of you
That whispers all day long,
"I feel that this is right for me,
I know that this is wrong."
No teacher, preacher, parent, friend
Or wise man can decide
What's right for you - just listen to
The voice that speaks inside.

The Japanese on the bottom says, ichi ban otoko (Number one man)

Many a women has been dumped, only to sob herself to a fitful sleep, Desiring the touch of The Gambler
"Johny Ace"

Cornett's Hot Date

"Hey Teddy, I hear Jim Cornett has been dating a Real Dog!

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