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Mr. McMahon, Owner of the WWF / Dory Funk Jr. Coach of the WWF Funking Dojo
(Photo from St. Louis, Night of Champions)
 

Who is the Real Putrid Pussy?

 
"You looked like two putrid pussies out there." Those were Mr. McMahon's words to Kane and Undertaker in regard to their inability to take the WWF title from Stone Cold Steve Austin at Summer Slam. Jerry Lawler's comment was, "What a motivational speaker Mr. McMahon is!" This is the WWF and the occasion is Raw/Raw is War.

When I started in the wrestling business I thought my name was either, "Dumbsonofabitch, or Sickoldwhore." I thought my brother's last name was Terry to go with his first name, "Goddamnyou." Really, Learning the wrestling business under Dory Funk Sr. was as tough as it gets. We had no doubts that our father loved us, but preparing for Pro- wrestling and life itself takes some hard lessons and straight talk. In some ways that was probably the truest statement I have ever heard come out of Jerry Lawler's mouth,   "What a motivational speaker Mr. McMahon is!" Jerry Lawler had no idea how true his words were.

Mr. McMahon has only brought Kane and Undertaker closer together in the process of making them the most feared combination in the WWF.

To quote Mr. McMahon, "Undertaker dominated Stone Cold at Summer Slam. My God, in Kane, Undertaker had an insurance policy. He sent Kane back to the dressing room!!! Undertaker, You are a damned fool. The next day, there is Stone Cold on Regis and Kathy Lee saying, "I earned respect for The Undertaker." If you and your retarded brother can hear me, You two should strike terror in the heart of every WWF Superstar. You should terrorize and You should dominate. But, instead, WWF Stars are starting to snicker. Kane, You and Undertaker couldn't terrorize a kindergarten!!  Undertaker, you and Kane have been reduced to two, Putrid Pussies." Now that is a motivational speech.

Mr. McMahon is doing great things for Kane and Undertaker. What did Paul Bearer do for Kane and Undertaker? He stood in the middle and split them apart, enticing the two to fight like Cain and Able. I know the black heart of Paul Bearer. He is an evil man. In 1987 much to my chagrin and objection, Paul Bearer was my manager for one week. In that short time the, "Real Putrid Pussy," tried to drive a wedge between me and other members of my family.
 

 
WWF Funking Dojo Coach, Dory Funk Jr. and his former manager, Paul Bearer, aka The Real "Putrid Pussy," (Summer of 1987)

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