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                                                                   Missy Hyatt 

To Marti from Missy
Wed, 3 Dec 1997 04:11:08 -0500 (EST)
Hey Marti and Dory
I hope your thanksgiving was good. I added you to my links page, can you put me on your link page? I have already had 19,000 hits in like 3 months.  I think that is pretty good.  I would get a lot more if linked to yours.  Also we read in the dirt rags about the stuff with Dan Severn and Scott said if he ever runs across him he wants the kick the shit out of him for disrespecting you guys.  He said if Dan kicks his ass he will come back with a 2x4 and hit him in the back of the head cuz he doesn't fight clean.  So let us know if you guys were working it, I don't want Scott to look like a mark.  Also did you hear the rurmors that Paul E said about me on his TV show and
Hotline?  He is a pig.  anyway please take care and have a safe Holiday Season, I hope to talk to you soon.
Subject: me again...
Wed, 3 Dec 1997 04:15:00 -0500 (EST)

OMG  I just saw the little man piss on Dan Severn..... I think I just wet my pants from laughing ......I can't wait to show that to Scott.  How do I get a man like that? I want to get a picture of Eric Bisshoff and Paul E and let him pee on them too.  Oh You are way to funny and bad!



                              Marti Funk                                                Her Dog Shani

Wed, 03 Dec 1997 04:38:52 -0500
From: Marti Funk <>
Hey/ Missy??Missy??/Hey Junior do you know a Missy?????/could it be???/
Yes,honey ,I think it's the good looking one up in NY!!!!/Where have you been??/

How are you?/How's Scott doing?/You bet we'll get a link up?and You can certainly  feel free to kick his ass(severn) any time??/the guy is really uptight/Dory tried for 6 months to get a rematch and the guy is legit avoiding it /Personaly I don't think he understands that the show is for the people , not him/you know what I mean???/

Hey/Paul hyman(woops)heyman is a jerk/I don't know what he said,but, I would
like to kick his small dick fat ass any funking time/Peace and Love/Marti

Kimono ga Hiragana Times no shuhitsu Nakamura Satomi san no okurimono desu. Makoto ni arigato gozaimasu
The Kimono is a gift from editor of the Hiragana Times, Ms. Satomi Nakamura. Thank you very sincerely.

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