In Funk's Corner

Foghorn Leghorn on Wrestling
 

It is a little known fact that Foghorn Leghorn is a big fan of professional wrestling.
I recently had the opportunity to speak with Mr. Leghorn.

Following are his responses to my questions.

What is your opinion of Eric Bischeoff?
Response from Foghorn Leghorn

What was your response when you found out Billy and Chuck are heterosexual?
Response from Foghorn Leghorn

What do you think of Golddust's partner, Booker T?
 Response from Foghorn Leghorn

What will you say to Vince McMahon when Raw and Smackdown ratings go down to zero?
 Response from Foghorn Leghorn

What has the effect been of the departure of Stone Cold Steve Austin from wrestling?
 Response from Foghorn Leghorn

What did Rob Van Dam have to say back stage about the wedding of Billy and Chuck?
 Response from Foghorn Leghorn

What did Spike Dudley have to say after his match with The Undertaker?
 Response from Foghorn Leghorn

What did you tell Chainsaw Charley (Later revealed to be Terry Funk) before his first WWF match?
 Response from Foghorn Leghorn

What did you say when you met Paul Heyman?
 Response from Foghorn Leghorn

What did you say to Brock Lesnar when he told you to "Keep your mouth shut?"
 Response from Foghorn Leghorn

Your response to the "Un-Americans" carrying the American Flag upside down.
 Response from Foghorn Leghorn

What did you have to say to Kane?
Response from Foghorn Leghorn

Is Kweewee Gay?
 Response from Foghorn Leghorn

What did you say to Mrs. Leghorn after watching "Hot Lesbian Action?"
 Response from Foghorn Leghorn

What did you say to Jamie Noble when his piece of crap pickup truck had a flat tire?
Response from Foghorn Leghorn

Foghorn, Thanks very much for talking to here at the Funking Conservatory.
You are what we call back home in Texas, "A Real Loudmouth Bastard."
 Response from Foghorn Leghorn
 

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On Saturday, September 28th at the Dory Funk Arena in Ocala Florida, WWE Talent
Scout, Dr. Tom Prichard will be in attendance at the !BANG! television tapings. (Foot
Stompin' Fall) Doors open at 6:00pm, showtime is 7:00pm.

The Royal Stud, Adam Windsor will team up with New Japan Pro-wrestling's Osamu
Nishimura to take on Heater and a special Mystery partner who is coming all the way
from Tokyo Japan as Heater's "Hired Gun."

Vanessa Harding, Cleopatra, and Alex Breslin, "The Irish Siren will be there to vie for
the woman's championship.

For ticket information you can call 352-895-4658 or E-mail Marti Funk