Daffey Duck Speaks
About Professional Wrestling
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What did you say when you gave a joint to Cactus Jack in the bowels of the building? Daffey Duck
What do you think of Trish Stratis's "Boobs?" Daffey Duck
May I introduce you to Mae Young? Daffey Duck
What would you say if you came home and caught your wife in bed with "The Monster Kane? Daffey Duck
Frank Gotch was the greatest wrestler of all time. Daffey Duck
Hogan is at Kemper Arena in Kansas City, not the Spectrum in Philadelphia! Daffey Duck!
Welcome to TNA Wrestling in Orlando. Daffey Duck
And what did you say when Edge caught you in Lita's dressing room? Daffey Duck
Rico Constantino says even though he is a hair dresser, He is straight. Daffey Duck
What did you say when Samoa Joe said, "You are a stupid idiot?" Daffey Duck
How did you greet Jeff Jarrett? Daffey Duck
You are going to have to job for Norman Smiley. Daffey Duck
What is your opinion of the Spirit Squad? Daffey Duck
Pro-wrestling is real. Daffey Duck
What do you think of Stacy Kiebler's legs? Daffey Duck
What happened to cause you to wreck Undertaker's Harley? Daffey Duck
Undertaker will kill you. Daffey Duck
Kane is going to zap you. Daffey Duck
Jeff Hardy goes over the Big Show. Daffey Duck
How did you feel when Lita slammed her dressingroom door in your face? Daffey Duck
What did you tell The Big Show when he laughed at your skinney neck? Daffey Duck
Get your hands out of Shane McMahon's pocket. Daffey Duck
What do you think of all the gimmick matches on TNA? Daffey Duck
What did you think of Stamford Ct.? Daffey Duck
And What did you say to the Billionairess, Stephannie McMahon? Daffey Duck
Did you know Mr. McMahon would like to ring your neck? Daffey Duck
Mr. McMahon is right behind you. Daffey Duck
And what do you think of ECW? Daffey Duck
Rob Van Dam called you a "Loudmouth Bastard." Daffey Duck
This Interview is over, I've got better things to do. Daffey Duck
Daffey, "You Suck." Daffey Duck
It is all a "Work." Daffey Duck
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