Blain Rage - Bad Behavior at the Funking Conservatory


Funking Conservatory "Bad Boy" Blain Rage

 

Blain Rage defaces his Funking Conservatory wrestling contract then is "Trashed" by Jumbo Elvis and Damien Steele
Blain Rage Pisses on Wrestling Contract

Blain Rage stiffens up on a young trainee (Mario Benedetti of the UK) in a training match officiated by The Claw. Blain Rage then faces the wrath of Dory Funk Jr. and is sent to the dressing room for picking on someone with less experience. An inconsiderate Blain Rage finds his way to Dory Funk Jr.'s dressing area where he places a porno 900 call on Coach Funk's cell phone to the tune of $5.00 plus a minute. Blain's phone call is interrupted by Cory Squires who has some admiration for Blain's wrestling skills. They make friends and as a token of their friendship, Blain Rage gives Cory Squires a present to confirm their friendship, Coach Funk's cowboy had and $2,500.00 Lucchese Classic Alligator cowboy boots. As coach Funk enters the scene he is met by an apologetic Blain Rage then Coach Funk sees Cory Squires wearing his cowboy hat and cowboy boots. You can see Coach Funk's reaction now on !
Blain Rage - "Shocking Behavior"

Blain Rage stuffs himself with a hamburger while lying on the floor of the Funking Conservatory dressing room. Shane Chung walks out on Blain Rage and Dory Funk Jr. calls Blain Rage an abomination.
Shane Chung Questions Blain Rage's State of Mind


Blain Rage is an insult to all Sumo Wrestlers and tearfully express his love for Britney Spears

Blain Rage - "Stop Saying Bad Things about Britney"