Blain Rage - Bad Behavior at the Funking Conservatory

Funking Conservatory "Bad Boy" Blain Rage
Blain Rage defaces his Funking Conservatory wrestling
contract then is "Trashed" by Jumbo Elvis and Damien Steele
Blain Rage Pisses on
Wrestling Contract
Blain Rage stiffens up on a young trainee (Mario Benedetti
of the UK) in a training match officiated by The Claw. Blain Rage then faces the
wrath of Dory Funk Jr. and is sent to the dressing room for picking on someone
with less experience. An inconsiderate Blain Rage finds his way to Dory Funk
Jr.'s dressing area where he places a porno 900 call on Coach Funk's cell phone
to the tune of $5.00 plus a minute. Blain's phone call is interrupted by Cory
Squires who has some admiration for Blain's wrestling skills. They make friends
and as a token of their friendship, Blain Rage gives Cory Squires a present to
confirm their friendship, Coach Funk's cowboy had and $2,500.00 Lucchese Classic
Alligator cowboy boots. As coach Funk enters the scene he is met by an
apologetic Blain Rage then Coach Funk sees Cory Squires wearing his cowboy hat
and cowboy boots. You can see Coach Funk's reaction now on !
Blain
Rage - "Shocking Behavior"
Blain Rage stuffs himself with a hamburger while lying on the
floor of the Funking Conservatory dressing room. Shane Chung walks out on Blain
Rage and Dory Funk Jr. calls Blain Rage an abomination.
Shane
Chung Questions Blain Rage's State of Mind
Blain Rage is an insult to all Sumo Wrestlers and
tearfully express his love for Britney Spears

Blain Rage - "Stop Saying Bad
Things about Britney"