Funk's Corner

Thoughts at 3:42am

"Wrestling"

The sign out front says Professional Wrestling.
The name of the company is World Wrestling Entertainment.
New Japan Pro-wrestling.
On TV we will watch professional wrestling.
It is sports entertainment but it is still, wrestling.
We call ourselves, wrestling fans.
The Claw is a wrestling referee.
In Japan they are puroresu fans, translation, pro-wrestling fans.
In the words of Dory Funk Sr. "We must sell wrestling."
Kurt Angle sells wrestling. Just watch him work.
If Kurt faces Brock Lesner, you will see wrestling.
I am a wrestler, so are Hunter Hurst, Ric Flair and Undertaker, wrestlers.
Mae Young and Fabulous Moolah are wrestlers.
Jim Ross is a wrestling commentator.
Vince McMahon is a Wrestling Promoter.
By virtue of it's name 1wrestling.com is a wrestling site.
The Jarrets are wrestlers and NWA/TNA is wrestling.
Rob Van Dam is a wrestling machine.
You can not take the W word out of what we do. Wrestling.
Wrestling fans will remember great wrestling matches.

Two of the best will be in the ring in Ocala, Florida at our !BANG!
television taping on January 25th at The Funking Conservatory
Japan's award winning, Outstanding Technical Wrestler, Osamu
Nishimura will face Adam Windsor. Dr. Tom Prichard will be in
attendance scouting talent for WWE.

The Royal Stud, Adam Windsor and New Japan Pro-wrestling's Osamu Nishimura

WWE's Dr. Tom Prichard Comes to the Funking Conservatory
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Visit Dory Funk Jr.'s Home Page

January 25th at the Funking Conservatory's !BANG! television taping, the main event will be a Triple
Crown Championship Match between Adam Windsor and Japan's "Technical Wrestler of the Year,
Osamu Nishimura.

The special attraction will be an Evening Gown Match between The First Lady of Professional Wrestling,
Missy Hyatt and the Funking Conservatory's Red Power. In the corner of Missy Hyatt will be New Japan
Pro-wrestling's Osamu Nishimura. Special Guest Referee, so that he can get a closer look at the talent,
will be World Wrestling Entertainment's Talent Scout, Dr. Tom Prichard assisting "The Claw, Who is
"The Law."

Who will be in Red Power's Corner?

If you are in training at the Funking Conservatory, "It Could Be You."

For ticket information, or information on the Funking Conservatory,
Call - (352) 895-4648


Allison Nichols will be on !BANG! wrestling aka - Dixie