!BANG! TV Report
Airdates: Monday, Thursday, Friday at 1 AM, Saturday at 6:30 AM
WOGX TV FOX 51 Ocala, FL
Written by James Malone aka Sign Guy

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     Hello and welcome to the latest edition of the !BANG! TV report. Before I begin my report on this week's
program, I am excited to announce that the Big !BANG! will be coming to Ocala, FL. This means !BANG!
will be expanding it's TV coverage and having live shows every week instead of once a month. More on the
Big !BANG! later.

     Today's match would be a look back at the Texas Death Match with Murder One of NWA Wildside's
Blackout challenging the Funking Conservatory Triple Crown Champion The Royal Stud Adam Windsor
for the Funking Conservatory World Heavyweight Championship. Adam will be defending the title in a rematch
against Murder One at the Big !BANG!.

     The match started off with a collar and elbow tie-up between both wrestlers. Murder One pushed Adam
into the corner and made a clean break when The Claw called for it. The two locked up again, but this time
Adam caught Murder One in a headlock and took him down to the mat. Murder One tried to roll Adam onto
his shoulders, but could only manage a one count. Once back to his feet, Murder One pushed Adam into the
corner again. As he went to hit Adam, Adam ducked out of the way and out of thecorner.

     Adam would catch Murder One in a waistlock, but Murder One countered into a waistlock of his own
which was reversed by Adam into waistlock takedown. Adam then turned the hold into a front facelock.
Murder One made it back to his feet again and tripped Adam to try to apply a figure four leglock. Adam
would not let Murder One get the hold on but Murder One gave Adam's knee an elbow drop.

     Murder One continued to work on Adam's knee. Adam tried to fight back with two blows to Murder
One's head, but Murder One took him back down with another kick to Adam's knee and followed up with
a surfboard. Adam made his way out of the hold and went after Murder One with several blows to the
midsection and the patented superkick. Adam went for the cover, but somehow Murder One kicked out at two.

     Adam went for a clothesline, but Murder One ducked and caught Adam in a neckbreaker followed up by
a pinwheel backdrop. Murder One made the cover for three and The Claw started the ten count. The show
went to commercial as Adam made it back up to his feet for the match to continue.

     Once again, the Big !BANG! is coming very soon to a brand new Dory Funk Arena. Tryouts for wrestlers
will take place every Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday throughout the month of May at the current Dory
Funk Arena in Ocala, FL. For more information on tryouts you can call Marti Funk at (352) 895-4658 or
log onto www.dory-funk.com.

     As Adam made it back to his feet, Murder One delivered a huge blow to Adam's head. Murder One
tried for another cover, but this time Adam kicked out at two. Murder One continued his assault on Adam
with kicks to the back and another blow to the head. Murder One attempted to apply an anklelock to Adam,
but Adam grabbed the ropes for The Claw to call for the break.    Adam started to come back again with
blows to the midsection of Murder One.

     Adam followed up on Murder One by placing him on the ropes and giving him two huge chops. Adam
attempted to whip Murder One into the ropes, but Murder One reversed the whip and as Adam went to
bounce off the ropes, Rainman tripped Adam by grabbing his foot.

     As Adam turned in Rainman's direction, Rainman blasted Adam over the head with a chair, which allowed
Murder One to score another three count. The Claw started another ten count and Adam made it back to his
feet, the show went to another commercial.

     The Big !BANG! is coming very soon to Ocala, FL. The Funking Conservatory Women's Champion, Dixie
The Diva Of Domination (3D), is now accepting challenges for her title. Sledgehammer will be at the Big !BANG!
defending his Funking Conservatory
European Championship.

     Murder One knocked Adam back down to the mat after he had beaten the ten count. Murder One tried for
another quick cover, but Adam kicked out at two. Murder One took a chair handed to him by Rainman and
set it in the middle of the ring. Murder One whipped Adam into the roped and gave him a legtrip head first into
the chair. Murder One tried for the cover, but Adam again kicked out at two.

     Murder One took the chair and set it in the corner between the middle and top turnbuckles. Murder One
attempted to whip Adam into that particular corner, but Adam reversed the whip and sent Murder One crashing
into the chair. Adam picked up the chair and gave Murder One two shots to the back and chest.

     Murder One caught Adam with a shot to the midsection and went back to where Rainman stood. Rainman
gave Murder One a chain and caught Adam with two blows to the head nearly knocking him out. Murder One
covered Adam again for three. The Claw started counting again, but Adam made it back to his feet one more time.
The show then took another commercial break.

     Tryouts for the Big !BANG! will be taking place throughout the month of May every Tuesday, Wednesday,
and Thursday at 7 PM at the current Dory Funk Arena in Ocala, FL. All past alumni and new trainees are
encouraged to apply. For more information log onto www.dory-funk.com or give Marti Funk a call at
(352)895-4658.

     Murder one continued with an all out assault on Adam with punches and kicks. Murder One then threw
Adam out of the ring to his partner Rainman, who got a few of his own shots in. Adam fought back by knocking
Rainman out and heading back to the ring where he rammed Murder One's head into the top turnbuckle.

     As Murder One stood on the outside apron of the ring dazed and confused, Adam bounced off the ropes
and hit Murder One sending him off of the apron and through the photo table. Adam threw Murder One back
into the  ring and made a cover for three. With Murder One down, The Claw started her ten count. Murder
One made it back up at nine and the show took it's final commercial break.

     Once Murder One was up, he turned around and was clocked over the head with a chair by Adam.
Adam then left the ring and grabbed a metal trash can over by the ring announcer. Adam took the trash
can and hit Murder One in the head with it. As Adam went to pick up Murder One, Murder One caught
him with a low blow. Murder one called to Rainman to grab another table and bring it into the ring.

     Once the table was set up, Murder One went to powerbomb Adam through the table, but Adam
countered and gave Murder One a backdrop away from the table. Adam went to bounce off the ropes,
but Rainman tripped him again. That would be Rainman's last mistake as he was knocked silly by Dory
Funk, Jr..

     Dory threw Rainman into the ring and Adam picked him up in position for what looked like the Kryptonite
Krunch. Adam took Rainman and executed the Kryptonite Krunch through the table knocking Rainman out
cold. Adam then went to the top turnbuckle and waited for Murder One to turn around. Murder One turned
around with a chair in his hands and Adam came off the top rope with the missile dropkick into the chair which
went into Murder One's head knocking him nearly out. Adam made the cover for three
and then rolled off onto his back.

     The Claw then started the ten count on both wrestlers. Both men looked like they would both be up by nine,
but Murder One fell back down as Adam made it back to his feet and The Claw counted to ten. The Claw
called for the bell and raised Adam's hand in victory. Your winner of the Texas Death Match and still Funking
Conservatory World Heavyweight Champion, The Royal Stud Adam Windsor.

     More information on the Big !BANG! will be provided in the weeks to come. I can tell you that Adam
Windsor will be facing Murder One in a rematch for the Funking Conservatory World Heavyweight
Championship. Dixie and Sledgehammer will be defending their titles and the First Lady Of Wrestling Missy
Hyatt will be at the Big !BANG! at the new Dory Funk Arena in Ocala, FL. For more information on the Big
!BANG! or tryout information, log onto www.dory-funk.com or call Marti Funk at (352) 895-4658.

E-mail Marti Funk
Visit Dory Funk's Home Page