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    Hello all and welcome once again to the !BANG! TV report. In just two
weeks, !BANG! will broadcast it's 100th show and on December 21, the !BANG!
TV taping "Florida Wildfire" will be taking place at the Dory Funk Arena in
Ocala, FL. The main event will be a Texas Death Match between The Royal Stud
Adam Windsor and Murder One of NWA Wildside's Blackout with the Funking
Conservatory World Heavyweight Championship on the line.
    Today's show opened with a welcome from guest commentators Vic Larue and
"The Producer". The feature match would be the rematch with NWA Wildside's
Blackout, Rainman & Murder One, with Azrael of The Lost Boyz in their corner,
against the team of the Funking Conservatory Triple Crown Champion The Royal
Stud Adam Windsor and the living legend Dory Funk, Jr. Adam And Dory would
have the hardcore legend Terry Funk in their corner.
    Before the match began, Blackout and Azrael started to harass a young fan
at ringside. All of a sudden, Terry Funk came up behind them and proceeded to
throw all three men into the ring and as he did, Adam and Dory threw them out
the other side of the ring. Adam and Murder One would start the match with
Adam whipping Murder One into the ropes and catching him with a clothesline.
Adam then followed up with the swinging elbow drop and went for an early
cover, but Murder One kicked out at two. Adam continued with a suplex on
Murder One and made the first tag of the match to Dory.
    Dory and Adam gave Murder One a double whip into the ropes and sent him
down to the mat with the double punch. Dory tried for a cover, but Murder One
kicked out again at two. Dory continued with his patented European uppercut
and went for another cover, but Murder One once again kicked out at two. Dory
prevented Murder One from tagging Rainman and applied an armbar to Murder
One. The Claw asked Murder One if he wanted to tap out and he said NO. Dory
then whipped Murder One into the ropes and caught him with a back elbow
smash. Dory would then tag Adam.
    Adam would apply an armtwist, but Murder One would counter with an
armtwist of his own. Adam quickly countered back with an armdrag takedown
into an armbar. Adam then made the tag back to Dory. Dory reapplied the
armbar on Murder One. As Murder One tried to fight his way out of the hold,
Dory gave him a side Russian legsweep into a pinning combination, but Murder
One kicked out at two. Dory would then make a quick tag to Adam.
    Adam took Murder One down to the mat with a headlock takedown. Murder One
tried to counter by rolling Adam's shoulders to the mat, but Adam kicked out
at two. Murder One pushed Adam into the ropes, but was knocked back down by
Adam's shoulder tackle. Adam once again applied the headlock on Murder One
and took him down to the mat again. Adam tagged out to Dory.
    Dory took Murder One into the corner and gave him three huge Funk
forearms, but Murder One fought back with a shot to the midsection of Dory
and finally made the tag to Rainman. Murder One put Dory in a bodyslam before
leaving the ring. Rainman came in and started to choke the living legend.
After The Claw ordered Rainman to break the hold, he applied an armtwist into
an armbar on Dory. Dory tried to fight his way out by punching Rainman, but
Rainman would not release the armbar. Dory did manage to get out of the
armbar with the Funk forearms again and followed up with an elbow drop. Dory
went for a cover, but Rainman kicked out at two. Dory made the tag to Adam.
    Adam came back in and gave Rainman a swinging neckbreaker. Adam tried for
a cover, but again Rainman kicked out at two. Adam placed Rainman in the
corner and gave him two European uppercuts. Adam followed up on Rainman with
a whip into the opposite corner and followed up with the running clothesline
and a DDT. Adam went for another cover, but Rainman kicked out at two yet
again. Adam made another tag to Dory.
    Dory and Adam took Rainman and executed a double suplex on him. Dory
followed up with an elbow drop and went for a cover, but Rainman kicked out
at two. Dory again made the quick tag to Adam. Adam came back in and gave
Rainman two European uppercuts and attempted to whip him into the ropes, but
Rainman reversed the whip and caught Adam with a clothesline. Rainman went
for a cover, but Adam kicked out at two. Rainman made the tag to Murder One.
    Murder One started to choke Adam and as The Claw tried to make Murder One
break the hold, Terry had started to come into the ring but Dory stopped him.
As Terry made his way down to his seat, Blackout had given Adam a double kick
and a wishbone. Rainman, who had tagged back in, caught Adam in a sidewalk
slam. Rainman went for a cover, but Adam somehow kicked out at two.
    Rainman picked Adam up and executed a suplex. Rainman went for another
cover, but Adam kicked out at two. Rainman tried to stretch Adam out with a
reverse chinlock. Adam fought his way back up and caught Rainman with three
shots to the midsection and went to bounce off the ropes, but Rainman caught
Adam with a side kick to the head. Rainman went for a cover, but Adam kicked
out at two. Rainman whipped Adam into the ropes and went for a clothesline,
but Adam ducked and both men ended up with a clothesline on each other.
    Adam made it to his corner first and tagged Dory in. Dory whipped Rainman
into the ropes and caught him with a back elbow smash. Dory picked Rainman up
and gave him a Funk forearm, but Rainman countered and knocked him down with
a blow to the head. Rainman went for a cover, but Dory kicked out at one. The
Claw turned around to find Terry standing in the ring yelling. As The Claw
tried to get Terry out of the ring, Murder One came into the ring with
something in his hand and knocked Dory senseless.
    As Terry helped Dory to the locker room, Adam decided that he would
finish Blackout off by himself. He whipped Murder One into the ropes and
connected with a clothesline. Adam followed up with the double armhook
suplex. Adam went for a cover, but Murder One kicked out at two. Adam then
hooked Murder One up in a regular vertical suplex and went for another cover,
but Murder One again kicked out at two. Adam went to whip Murder One into the
ropes, but Murder One reversed the whip and as Adam bounced off the ropes, he
was kicked in the back by Rainman and then clotheslined by Murder One. Murder
One then made the tag to Rainman.
    Rainman picked up Adam and once again tried the sidewalk slam. Rainman
went for the cover, but Adam kicked out at two. Rainman made the tag back to
Murder One. Both members of Blackout would give Adam a double whip into the
corner followed up by a double running clothesline and a double face buster.
Murder One went for the cover, but Adam somehow managed to kick out at two.
Murder One and Adam went at it exchanging blows and then Adam went to his
corner to make the tag, but he forgot there was nobody there. Murder One
caught Adam with a low blow.
    Both members of Blackout gave Adam the double whip into the ropes and
executed their finishing move, the blackout. Murder one went for the cover,
but the count was stopped when Terry Funk came back into the ring and started
to take on Blackout on his own. Terry took out Murder One with the left hook
and then the same to Rainman. Terry then grabbed Murder One's legs and gave
the signal for the spinning toehold, which Terry applied perfectly. Rainman
came up behind Terry and gave him a shot to the back and then to the head. As
Blackout started to double team Adam after they threw Terry out of the ring,
Dory had made his way back to the ring and immediately went to the rescue of
the Royal Stud.
    Dory gave both Rainman and Murder One stiff Funk forearms and then went
outside the ring after Azrael. Dory threw Azrael into the ring and then he
and Adam gave forearm after forearm to Team Wildside. Dory then threw Azrael
out of the ring where Terry was waiting for him. Azrael was then the
recipient of a chair shot to the head courtesy of Terry. Terry's next victim
would be Rainman when Dory threw him out of the ring as well. The Funks made
it three for three when Dory tossed Murder One out of the ring and Terry
clocked him with the chair. Dory and Terry both tossed Rainman back into the
ring to Adam. Adam whipped Rainman into the ropes, picked him up, and gave
him the Kryptonite Krunch. Adam made the cover for the three count and the
victory. Your winners, the living legend and former NWA World Heavyweight
Champion Dory Funk Jr and the Funking Conservatory Triple Crown Champion The
Royal Stud Adam Windsor.
    After the match was over, Dory, Terry, and Adam took the time to thank
the fans for coming to the matches and Dory gave thanks to his brother Terry
for making the trip from Amarillo, TX, to be at the show. All of us at the
Funking Conservatory thank Terry Funk for being there.
    Just a reminder, the next !BANG! TV taping "Florida Wildfire" will be
taking place on Saturday night, December 21, at the Dory Funk Arena in Ocala,
FL. You'll want to get your tickets fast because Adam Windsor will be
defending his Funking Conservatory World Heavyweight Championship, against
Murder One of NWA Wildside's Blackout in a Texas Death Match. There will also
be a match to crown the first ever Women's Tag Team Champions. Scheduled to
be involved in that match will be the Funking Conservatory Women's Champion
The Temptress Cleopatra, Cleopatra's number one contender The Irish Siren
Alex Breslin, Alison Nichols, and others. Scheduled to also be returning are
Blackout, The Lost Boyz, Dirt, TNT Travis Taylor, Domino, and the First Lady
Of Wrestling, the lovely Missy Hyatt. Several other wrestlers will be on the
card with The Claw officiating the action. See you all next week with another
exciting report.

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