In the last week,
the Funking Conservatory has been blessed with some exceptional
wrestling talent who have worked very hard on our !BANG!
House Shows.
One of the ways I like to judge talent is by considering
if they would have been able to make the roster of the old Amarillo Territory.
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The
Big Cat:
At 6' 1" tall and 252 pounds I can say the Big Cat would
have made the roster in the
Amarillo Territory. With his size and appearance he would
have been the ideal "heel" for Ricky Romero to program with in our latin
towns, Albuquerque, Colorado Springs, Pueblo, El Paso and Lubbock. He is
a team player and would have been a top boy in the Territory.
Bobby
Bone Crusher Smith
There would have not been a better opponent to program
with Dick Murdoch or Terry Funk. The big trucker, Bone Crusher Smith has
a line of bullsh*t a mile long and would have clicked on interviews in
the territory. At 6' 4" tall and able to fly and take bumps Bone Crusher
would have felt at home working with either Terry or Dick. Their matches
would have been well accepted in Amarillo, Lubbock, Abilene, Odessa and
San Angelo. "Red Neck" Towns.
Giant
Magnum
Giant Magnum would have made the Amarillo Territory team.
Top opponents for him would have been, Andre the Giant, Giant Baba or Don
Leo Jonathan. Giant Magnum would have been an attraction also in the Amarillo
Territory for a "Two Ring Battle Royal." Giant Magnum is a true 7 feet
tall and can move extremely well. Giant Magnum is a fast learner. He is
also a natural athlete and very coordinated for a "Big Man."
The
Mighty Samson
Samson can talk on a level with anybody who came through
the Amarillo Territory. I would love to see him head up on interviews with
Ric Flair, Sputnick Monroe, Terry Funk, J.J. Dillon, Lord Patrick Patterson
or even Dory Funk Sr. I can tell you Samson would have held his own on
the mic.
Sledge Hammer
Sledge Hammer has been with us for a year here at the Funing conservatory
and has worked hard and become an excellent worker. His solid work is becoming
the backbone of the Funking Conservatory work ethic style. Sledge is a
real team player. He would have made the team in the Amarillo Territory
working with the likes of Cyclone Negre, Dandy Dan Miller and Sir Nelson
Royal, all solid performers.
Erin
Alter
He is the Manager of Giant Magnum. Erin has the look
of Edward Norton and understands the meaning of "timing in the wrestling
business." He knows how to build the interest to a climax and get the pop
out of the wrestling fans. In the old territory, he would have stood tall
next to the likes of J.C. Dycks, J.J. Dillon, Saul Weingroff and Percival
A. Friend.
The
Highland Strangler
The Highland Strangler would have made it as a regular
in the Amarillo Territory because he is a team Player. Strangler is a shoot
fighter and good wrestler as was in the days of the Amarillo Territory,
Dale Lewis, Hooker Ted Heath and the all time great Jack Brisco. Dory Funk
Sr. always had a place for the good wrestlers and team players.
The
Claw
The Claw would have made the team in the old Amarillo
Territory on her guts and intestinal fortitude. The Claw is the law and
sticks to it. The Claw is a company person much like one of our most trusted
referees in the old territory, Ken Farber. A good official has a flare
for the dramatic. (Quote by Gus Miller, Professor of Physical Education
in my West Texas State University Officiating Class of 1963) The Claw certainly
has that "Flair."
The
Royal Stud, Adam Windsor.
Adam Windsor is a ring general with a full understanding
of the wrestling business. He is in the unusual position of being a leader
at a very young age. (21) years old with four years experience in the wrestling
business. Adam works for the Funking Conservatory, much as I worked for
my father Dory Funk Sr. in the old Amarillo Territory. Windsor has done
a great job in this generation and would have been main event and leader
in the old Amarillo Territory working programs with Iron Mike Dibiase,
The Sheik, Gene Kiniski, Lou Thesz and Terry and Myself.
This Saturday, August 23 at the Dory Funk Arena in Ocala, Florida Adam
Windsor will referee a match between The Mighty Samson and SledgeHammer
with the winner to meet Adam Windsor in a Texas Death Match for his Funking
Conservatory World Championship on our !BANG! TV taping Saturday August
30th at the Dory Funk Arena.
Also joining us on August 30th will be New Japan Pro-wrestling's Osamu
Nishimura, Marcus Dillon, Little Wahoo McDaniel, Dixie and Simba.
For ticket information, you can call:
352-895-4658
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