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We are just days away from "Razzle Frazzle" at the Dory Funk Arena
in Ocala, FL on Saturday night, March 22. There will be a Triple Main
Event featuring Dixie defending the Funking Conservatory Women's
Championship against !BANG! TV Champion Red Power and Missy
Hyatt, a number one contender's match with Blackout, Rainman and
Murder One, taking on each other, and a Texas Death Match with The
Royal Stud Adam Windsor defending the Funking Conservatory
World Heavyweight Championship against Bonecrusher, who will have
Missy Hyatt in his corner.

       Today's program started off with a dedication to the memory of
Jack and Judy Reiff, the parents of the Funking Conservatory's Head
Referee, Claudia "The Claw" Reiff.

     The first match in today's installment featured The Funking Conservatory
Triple Crown Champion The Royal Stud Adam Windsor in a grudge match against
NWA Wildside star Dirt.

     As the bell rang for the match to start, a young man wearing nothing but
blue wrestling trunks and a scarf came running into the ring disrupting the
action. It turns out the young man was named Schitzo and was a huge fan of
the streaker from the commercials on TV. Schitzo was taken care of as he
charged towards Adam, Adam laid him out with a clothesline and Dory kindly
escorted him back to the locker room.
     The match was finally under way with Dirt jumping Adam from behind. Adam
retaliated with a series of forearms and chops in the corner. Adam kept going
on Dirt with two kneelifts and a suplex. Adam decided that it was time to end
Dirt's suffering as he picked Dirt up and placed him in the Kryptonite
Krunch. Adam made the cover for three and the victory. Your winner, the
Funking Conservatory Triple Crown Champion The Royal Stud Adam Windsor.

       The following segment would be the video package featuring former
Funking Conservatory Women's Champion and current !BANG! TV Champion, Red
Power. The video featured Red against former Women's Champion Alex Breslin
and then getting into a catfight with Missy Hyatt. Red took care of both
ladies.

    The next match featured Funking Conservatory Tag Team Champion Sterling James
Keenan taking on NWA Wildside star Onyx.
       The match started off with both wrestlers each applying
reverse waistlocks and armdrags on each other. Keenan would get a second
armdrag on Onyx and followed up with an armbar. Onyx would get back up to his
feet and force Keenan back into the corner. Onyx went to whip Keenan into the
opposite corner, but Keenan reversed and whipped Onyx into the corner. Keenan
went to follow up with the clothesline, but Onyx caught him with an elbow
smash.        Onyx them pressed Keenan over his head and dropped him back
first over his knee. Onyx went for the cover, but Keenan kicked out at two. Onyx
then bounced off the ropes and caught Keenan with a spinning neckbreaker.
Onyx went for another cover, but Keenan kicked out at two again. Onyx
continued with the attack on Keenan with a snap suplex. Onyx tried the cover
once again, but Keenan kicked out at two yet again.
       Onyx whipped Keenan into the ropes and caught him with a
powerslam. Onyx went for the cover, but Keenan somehow managed to kick out at
two. Onyx then applied a spinning DDT on Keenan and went for what he hoped
would be the winning cover, but Keenan once more kicked out at two.
       Onyx went to whip Keenan into the corner but Keenan reversed
the whip sending Onyx into the corner. As Keenan charged, Onyx went for a
sunset flip but Keenan caught him and applied a reverse tombstone piledriver.
Keenan made the cover for three and the victory. Your winner, Sterling James
Keenan.

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