Today's program kicked off with the Funking Conservatory Women's Champion Dixie standing in the middle of the ring.
She started to tell the audience about having a title defense, but the opponent had chickened out.
     Dixie then said that she wasn't leaving without wrestling so she was going to issue a challenge. She challenged the Funking
Conservatory Triple Crown Champion The Royal Stud Adam Windsor (www.theroyalstud.com) to a match and she wanted
the Funking Conservatory World Heavyweight Championship to be on the line. Adam gladly accepted and the match was on.
     The match began with Dixie getting a headlock on Adam, but Adam countered by shoving her into the ropes and going for
the shoulder tackle. It would be Dixie knocking Adam down to the mat and she then followed up with a hiptoss. Dixie
continued her offense with an armdrag into an armbar on Adam.
     Adam got back to his feet and shoved Dixie into the ropes again. She ducked Adam's clothesline attempt and as he picked
her up for a backbreaker, she reversed the move into a flying Mexican headscissors. Dixie went back to work on Adam with
the armdrag into an armbar combination once again.
     Adam started to come back by pushing Dixie into the corner and gave her a forearm shot to the midsection. Dixie fired back
with several forearm shots to his head. Dixie went to the middle turnbuckle, grabbed Adam's head, and planted him on the mat
with a tornado DDT. Dixie went for the cover, but Adam kicked out at two.
     As Dixie picked Adam up, he gave her a kick to the midsection. Adam then picked Dixie up on his shoulders and gave her
the famous airplane spin. Adam placed Dixie in the corner and started delivering blows to her midsection, but Dixie dropped
down and gave Adam a low blow. She pinned Adam's shoulders to the mat, but referee Claudia "The Claw" Reiff stopped the
count at two when she saw Dixie's feet on the ropes.
     As Dixie argued with The Claw, Adam rolled her up with the schoolboy for the pin, but Dixie kicked out at two. Adam then
decided that enough was enough as he picked Dixie up and dropped her to the mat with the famous Kryptonite Krunch. Adam
made the cover for three. Your winner and STILL Funking Conservatory World Heavyweight Champion, The Royal Stud
Adam Windsor.

     A quick note speaking of Adam Windsor, his new website is up and running. The website is packed with his biography,
pictures, message board, and much more. Check it out at www.theroyalstud.com.

     Today's main event would feature tag team action as the !BANG! TV Champion Samson and his partner Big Cat faced
the team of the Funking Conservatory Hardcore Champion Bobby "Bonecrusher" Smith and the Funking Conservatory Triple
Crown Champion, The Royal Stud Adam Windsor.
     Samson and Adam would start for their respective teams. Samson would duck out of the way twice as Adam went for the
collar and elbow tie-up. Big Cat told Samson that he wanted in. Samson gladly made the tag to Big Cat.
     Adam and Big Cat finally locked up with Big Cat shoving Adam down to the mat as Big Cat is 255 lbs. and muscularly
ripped. The two men locked up again this time with Adam forcing Big Cat into the corner and going to work with shots to the
midsection and head. Adam then gave Big Cat a huge chop to the chest. Big Cat didn't even flinch. Adam tried another chop,
but it didn't effect Big Cat either. Big Cat simply shoved Adam straight across the ring. Adam decided it was time for the big
man to step in.
     Bonecrusher made his first appearance in the match by giving Big Cat a legtrip followed up by a legdrop across Big Cat's
leg. Bonecrusher made the quick tag back to Adam, who came in and gave Big Cat several forearm shots to the head. This
had no effect on Big Cat as he shoved Adam back into the corner once again. Big Cat would get Adam in a headlock and
take him down to the mat. Big Cat then placed Adam in the corner and made the tag to Samson.
     Samson came back in and applied an armbar on Adam, but Adam countered with an armdrag and an armbar of his own
on Samson. As Adam applied the armbar, he made the tag to Bonecrusher. Bonecrusher took Samson back down to the mat
with an armdrag back into an armbar. Bonecrusher shoved Samson in the corner and gave him two powerful chops, which
were followed up with a forearm shot to the back. Bonecrusher made another tag to Adam.
     Adam came back in and reapplied the armbar on Samson. Adam placed Samson in the corner and gave him several shots
to the midsection before whipping him into the opposite corner and giving him a running clothesline. Adam followed up with a
snap mare and a dropkick to the head of Samson. Adam kept going with another snap mare followed up by a dropkick to
Samson's shoulder. Adam then made another tag to Bonecrusher,
     Bonecrusher came in and planted Samson to the mat with a DDT. Bonecrusher went for the cover, but Samson kicked
out at two. Bonecrusher whipped Samson into the ropes and went for a clothesline, but he missed and Samson countered
with a clothesline on Bonecrusher. Samson continued his assault on Bonecrusher with a bodyslam and a legdrop. Samson
went for a cover, but Bonecrusher kicked out at two. Samson dragged Bonecrusher over to the corner and made the tag
to Big Cat.
     Big Cat and Samson gave Bonecrusher a double whip into the ropes and caught him with a double clothesline. Big Cat
attempted to apply a sharpshooter on Bonecrusher but could not get the big man from Long Haul, Texas rolled over and
had to break the hold when Bonecrusher grabbed the bottom rope.
     Big Cat whipped Bonecrusher into the corner and caught him with a running clothesline. Big Cat went for the cover, but
Bonecrusher once again kicked out at two. Bonecrusher took a chance by giving Big Cat a low blow. Bonecrusher picked
Big Cat up and planted him on the mat with a huge suplex. Bonecrusher went for the cover, but Big Cat kicked out at two.
     Bonecrusher placed Big Cat in the corner and made the tag to Adam. Adam came in and gave Big Cat several forearm
shots to the midsection. Adam then gave Big Cat a whip into the corner, but Big Cat reversed and caught Adam in the
corner with a running clothesline. Big Cat then gave Adam several forearm shots to the midsection and head. Big Cat went
for a cover, but Adam kicked out at two.
     Big Cat tried to finish Adam off with a huge elbow drop into a pinning combination, but Adam once more kicked out at
two. Big Cat made the tag to Samson. Samson and Big Cat gave Adam a double whip into the ropes and sent him down
to the mat. Samson followed up with an elbow drop. Samson went for a cover, but Adam kicked out at two. Samson gave
Adam a bodyslam and followed up with a gutwrench suplex. Samson tried for another cover, but Adam kicked out again
at two.
     After knocking Bonecrusher off the ring apron, Samson went to work on Adam's injured shoulder. Samson whipped
Adam into the ropes and went for a clothesline, but Adam ducked and countered with a superkick on Samson. Adam went
for a cover, but Samson kicked out at two. Adam gave Samson a bodyslam and then went to the top turnbuckle, but Big
Cat pushed Adam off the turnbuckle down to the mat. Both Samson and Adam made tags to their partners.
     Both Big Cat and Bonecrusher came in with Bonecrusher going to work on Big Cat several shots to the head.
Bonecrusher whipped Big Cat into the ropes and caught him with a huge clothesline. Bonecrusher made the tag to
Adam. Adam came in and gave Big Cat a swinging elbow drop. Adam then caught Samson running in and threw him
into the ring post. Adam then gave Big Cat another swinging elbow drop and made the cover for the three count and
the victory. Your winners of this match, Adam Windsor and Bonecrusher.
     After the match was over, Samson was absolutely irate over Big Cat getting pinned and losing the match. Samson
continued to chop and yell at Big Cat. Samson then made the mistake of slapping Big Cat. Big Cat kicked Samson in
the midsection and then picked Samson up on his shoulders, shouted "GOOD NIGHT", and planted Samson on the mat
with a backdrop. Samson then made a challenge to Big Cat for a one on one match, which Big Cat gladly accepted.
That match will take place at tonight's !BANG! house show.

     !BANG! house shows take place every Saturday night at the Dory Funk Arena in Ocala, FL, and tickets are only $5.
We also encourage you to bring your own chair due to limited seating. Some of the stars at tonight's !BANG! house
show include Sledgehammer, Dixie, Bonecrusher, The Blue Bomber, Synn, and the main event will be Samson vs. Big
Cat. A special stipulation has been added to this match. The special guest referee for this match will be none other than
The Royal Stud Adam Windsor.

     On Saturday night, July 26, the !BANG! TV taping titled "Ugly Riot" will take place at the Dory Funk Arena in Ocala,
FL. Adam Windsor and all your favorites will be on the card. Tickets for TV tapings are $15. For more information on
the Funking Conservatory, house shows, or TV tapings, give Marti Funk a call at (352) 895-4658 or log onto
www.dory-funk.com. Don't forget about Adam Windsor's website at www.theroyalstud.com. I'm looking forward to
seeing everyone tonight at the !BANG! house show. Bring your signs and posters and lets !BANG! the house down.
 
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