!BANG TV Report

Airdate October 24, 2002
Cox Cable Channel 16 Ocala, FL
Written by James Malone AKA Sign Guy

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     Hello again and welcome to the !BANG! TV Report. Today's program kicked
off with Ru Star and Kid Italy in a match for the !BANG! TV Championship. The
match started off with Ru posing and telling the crowd that he had the look
of what a TV Champion is supposed to look like. Once both wrestlers locked
up, Ru took Kid Italy down with a headlock takedown. Kid Italy countered with
a head scissors but Ru was able to get back to his feet. Ru went back to the
headlock takedown on Kid Italy and Kid Italy went back to the head scissors
counter. Ru once again had Kid Italy in a headlock but this time took Kid
Italy down with a reverse drop toehold. Ru placed Kid Italy in the corner and
gave him two blows to the head. Ru then whipped Kid Italy into the opposite
corner and went for a flying headbutt but missed. Kid Italy caught Ru in an
armbar and went to work with an armtwist. Ru countered with a rake to the
eyes of Kid Italy and followed up with two headbutts. Ru continued the
assault by choking Kid Italy on the ring ropes. Ru whipped Kid Italy into the
ropes and attempted a clothesline which Kid Italy ducked. Ru tried again, Kid
Italy ducked again. As Kid Italy came off the ropes, Ru put his head down to
attempt a backdrop, but Kid Italy went for the sunset flip pinning
combination. Ru countered by sitting on Kid Italy's shoulders and started to
pose. Referee "The Claw" gave a two count when Kid Italy countered with a
reversal, but could only manage a two count. Ru tried another pinning
attempt, but Kid Italy kicked out at two. Ru hooked Kid Italy's legs and
placed him in a slingshot into the corner. Ru tried another cover, but Kid
Italy kicked out at two again. As Ru argued with The Claw, Kid Italy tried a
schoolboy rollup for the cover, but Ru kicked out at two. After Ru took out
Kid Italy's knee, Ru placed him in the Texas cloverleaf right in the center
of the ring. Kid Italy had no choice but to tap out. Your winner and !BANG!
TV Champion, Ru Star.
     The next match was to crown new Funking Conservatory Tag Team Champions.
The team of Ox and Electro would face the team of Aric Dylan and The Storm
Chuck Reid. The match started with Ox and Aric. Aric wouldn't lock up with Ox
and started posing. Ox decided to wait and tagged in Electro. Aric started off by
catching Electro in a headlock. Electro pushed Aric into the ropes and went
for the shoulder tackle, but Aric knocked Electro to the mat with his own
shoulder tackle. Electro rolled to his corner and tagged Ox back into the
match. Ox caught Aric in a headlock. It was just like before only Aric pushed
Ox into the ropes and was knocked down by Ox's shoulder tackle. Ox started to
mock Aric by "posing". Ox followed up by giving Aric a huge bodyslam, bounced
off the ropes twice, and delivered the elbow drop. Ox went for a cover, but
Aric kicked out at two. Ox applied an armbar on Aric and dragged him to the
corner where he tagged Electro in. Electro went for a suplex, but Aric
countered with a bodyslam. Aric then put Electro down with another bodyslam.
Electro rolled to his corner to tag Ox, but Ox refused. At that point, Aric
had tagged Chuck Reid in for his first action. Reid used a headlock takedown
to bring Electro down to the mat. Reid then proceeded to bodyslam Electro and
as he dropped the elbow, Electro moved and made it to the corner to try to
tag Ox again. This time Ox gladly accepted the tag and went right after Reid,
but Reid saw him coming and caught him with a spin kick to the stomach
followed up with a sigiry type kick called the Spinning Wizard kick. Aric
came into the ring and Along with Reid gave Ox a double whip into the ropes
and attempted a double clothesline. Ox broke through the clothesline, grabbed
Aric, and threw him into the corner. Ox then grabbed Reid and threw him into
the same corner right into Aric. All of a sudden, Ox tagged his own partner
Electro in and threw him into the very same corner on Aric and Reid. Finally,
Ox squashed everyone in the corner with the big Ox splash.  Ox left the ring
not realizing Electro had taken most of the punishment from the splash. Aric
and Reid took Electro and used a double suplex on him. Reid placed Electro on
his shoulders and executed the Death Valley Bomb. Reid covered Electro for
the three count and victory for his team. Your winners and NEW FC Tag Team
Champions, Aric Dylan and The Storm Chuck Reid.
     Today's special feature match came from the FC training center. This was
a training match with intergender rules pitting the U.K. Kid and the
Temptress Cleopatra against the team of Alex "The Irish Siren" Breslin and
the FC Triple Crown Champion, The Royal Stud, Adam Windsor. The match started
off with Adam and U.K. Kid applying holds, reversals, and half counts faster
than this reporter could type. Adam gained the advantage by catching U.K. Kid
with a fireman's carry into an armbar. U.K. Kid countered with a head
scissors and was back on his feet. Adam caught U.K. Kid in a headlock and
made the tag to Alex the Irish Siren. Alex started off with 4 blows to the
head of U.K. Kid and told him to make the tag to Cleo. Alex had Cleo in a
headlock as soon as she walked into the ring. Alex took Cleo down to the mat
with a headlock takedown. Cleo countered with a head scissors that Alex
quickly kicked out of. After another lockup, Cleo took Alex down with the
headlock takedown and went for a cover but could only manage a two count.
Cleo tried twice more to pin the Irish Siren, but both times Alex kicked out
at two. Cleo then punched Alex, who slapped Cleo in return and made the tag
to Adam. Adam and Cleo prepared to lock up looking at each other since they
have had many matches against each other. Cleo surprised Adam with a
fireman's carry takedown into an armbar. Cleo followed up with the same moves
again. Cleo then gave Adam a kick to the stomach followed up by a DDT. Cleo
went for a cover, but Adam easily kicked out at two. Cleo kicked Adam in the
stomach again while he was down and executed her finishing move, the Tomb
Raider. Cleo went for another cover, but Adam kicked out at two again. Cleo
went to the top turnbuckle to attempt the flying cross bodyblock, but Adam
caught her in midair and put her in a backbreaker. Adam picked Cleo up again
and gave her yet another backbreaker followed up by a big stretch. Adam went
for a cover, but Cleo somehow kicked out at two. Adam threw Cleo into his
corner and tagged Alex back in. Alex gave Cleo a bodyslam and quickly tagged
Adam back in. Adam went to whip Cleo into the ropes, but Cleo reversed and as
Adam bounced off the ropes he was kicked in the back by U.K. Kid and then
clotheslined by Cleo. Cleo fell to the mat and made her way back to the
corner to tag U.K. Kid. U.K. Kid went to the top rope to execute a frog
splash on Adam, but Adam moved as he came of the top. Both men made tags to
the women. Alex gave Cleo a kick to the stomach but it was Adam who put Cleo
up for the Royal Ride. Adam cut off U.K. Kid from interfering an Alex made
the cover for three and the victory. You r winners of the match, Alex "The
Irish Siren" Breslin and the FC Triple Crown Champion, The Royal Stud Adam
Windsor.
     This Saturday night, October 26, the !BANG! TV taping "Hell To Pay" will
be taking place at the Dory Funk Arena in Ocala, FL. The show will feature a
battle royal to determine who Adam Windsor will defend the FC World
Heavyweight Championship against. The First Lady Of Wrestling Missy Hyatt
will be returning as well as Blackout and The Lost Boyz from NWA Wildside.
See you at the matches.

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