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       Hello all and welcome to another !BANG! TV report. The next !BANG! TV taping "Razzle Frazzle" will be taking place at
the Dory Funk Arena in Ocala, FL on Saturday night, March 22. There will be a Triple Main Event featuring a Triple Threat
Hardcore Match for the Funking Conservatory Women's Championship, a Funking Conservatory World Heavyweight
Championship #1  Contender's Match in which two tag team partners will face each other, and a Texas Death Match. More on
the participants later.

       Today's feature match was the Handicap Intergender Tag Team Match featuring the team of Blackout (Rainman & Murder
One) and the newly crowned !BANG! TV Champion, Red Power, taking on the team of Funking Conservatory Women's
Champion, Dixie, and the Funking Conservatory Triple Crown Champion, The Royal Stud Adam Windsor.
       Dixie and Red would start the match for their respective teams. Dixie gained an early advantage with a headlock on Red
and then switching to a hammerlock. Red brought Dixie over with a snap mare and then started pulling Dixie's hair. Red
brought Dixie down again with another snap mare and then pulled Dixie up by her arms while standing on her hair. Red
threw Dixie across her muscular shoulders and started spinning around with the airplane spin followed up by a bodyslam.
Red caught Dixie with an armtwist and then made the tag to Murder One.
       Murder One went right to work on Dixie's arm. Murder One whipped Dixie into the ropes and went for a sidewalk slam,
but Dixie caught Murder One with a flying headscissors. Once Murder One was down, Dixie quickly made the tag to Adam.
       Adam came in and immediately clocked Murder One with a hard clothesline, forcing Murder One to slide out of the ring.
Murder One came back in and made a legal tag to his partner Rainman.
       Adam caught Rainman in a headlock, but Rainman reversed the hold into a headlock on Adam. Adam shoved Rainman
into the ropes and went for the shoulder tackle, but it would be Rainman putting the Royal Stud down on the mat with the
shoulder tackle. Rainman then bounced off the ropes and hopped over Adam, but Adam would leapfrog and hiptoss Rainman.
Adam followed up with an armbar. Adam then surprisingly tagged in Dixie.
       Dixie would twist Rainman's arm and follow up with a nice armdrag. Dixie then ran back to her corner to tag Adam.
Adam came back in and picked up where Dixie left off with a Japanese armbar on Rainman. Rainman reversed the hold, but
Adam reversed it right back and followed up with a fireman's carry. Rainman was able to get back to his feet and reverse the
armbar. He stuck his foot out to his corner allowing Murder One to tag back into the match.
       Murder One picked back up with the armbar, but Adam made the reversal once again and made another tag to Dixie.
Dixie brought Murder One back down to the mat with an armdrag and once again made the quick tag to Adam. Adam kept
the armbar locked on Murder One while giving him a fireman's carry. Adam tagged Dixie back in and she kept the pressure
on Murder One's arm with the armtwist. Murder One tried to grab the ropes to break the hold, but the Women's Champion
kept him from doing that and tagged Adam once more.
       Adam and Dixie gave Murder One a double whip into the ropes and gave him a double clothesline. Adam would follow
up with a snap mare to the mat and into a headlock. Adam continued with a European uppercut sending Murder One straight
into a forearm by Dixie. Adam followed up with a DDT and went for the cover, but Murder One kicked out at two.
       Adam went back to the offensive with an armbar on Murder One. Adam whipped Murder One into the ropes and caught
him with an elbow to the chest and followed up with an elbow drop. Adam picked Murder One up and gave him a huge
suplex. Adam went for another cover, but again Murder One kicked out at two
       Adam went to whip Murder One into the corner, but Murder One reversed the whip sending Adam into the corner and
caught him with a neckbreaker followed up by a rotating sidewalk slam. Murder One went for a cover, but Adam kicked out at
two. Murder One was finally able to tag Rainman back in.
       Rainman immediately started kicking Adam in the chest and turned around as if he were going to attack Dixie. Rainman
went back to work on Adam with a hard forearm and followed up with a whip into the ropes and big dropkick. Rainman went
for a cover, but Adam once again kicked out at two. Rainman stuck his foot out to the ropes to allow Red Power to finally tag
back into the match. Red came back in and shocked the crowd with her strength by picking up 240 pound Adam onto her
shoulders and giving him a standing fireman's carry. Red quickly tagged Rainman back in.
       Rainman picked Adam up and gave him a huge bodyslam followed up by a legdrop. Rainman tried for another cover, but
the Royal Stud showed he wasn't giving up by kicking out at two. Rainman made the tag to Murder One. Murder One started
by kicking Adam and then tried to blatantly choke him in plain sight of referee The Claw. Murder One made the tag to Red,
who came in and gave Adam FIVE forearms to the head. She quickly tagged Rainman.
       Rainman immediately picked Adam up and gave him the rotating sidewalk slam. Rainman went for the cover again, but
Adam quickly kicked out at two yet again. Rainman then whipped Adam into the ropes and went for the backdrop, but Adam
executed a sunset flip into a pinning combination, but Rainman kicked out at two. As Adam turned around, Rainman caught
him with a clothesline. Rainman whipped Adam into the ropes again and caught him with a spin kick. Rainman then tagged
Red.
       Red gave Adam three kicks and then dragged him to her corner. Red made the tag to Murder One. Murder One applied a
camel clutch on Adam, but Adam refused to submit. Adam did try to fight back on Murder One, even giving him a high vertical
suplex. Murder One grabbed Adam's foot as he tried to tag Dixie back in. Murder One dragged Adam back to his corner and
made the tag to Rainman.
       Rainman gave Adam a dropkick to the face and went for a cover, but Adam was able to kick out at two. Rainman
whipped Adam into the ropes and caught him with another sidewalk slam. Rainman made another quick tag to Murder One.
       Both members of Blackout gave Adam a double whip into the ropes and went for their finisher, the Violator 420, but
Adam gave them a double dropkick and followed up with a double clothesline. Adam threw Murder One out of the ring went
after Rainman. Adam whipped Rainman into the ropes and picked him up in position for the Kryptonite Krunch and dropped
him.
       Adam went over to the other corner and dragged Red Power into the ring pushed her into the corner. Red thought she
could fight Adam off with a slap to the face, but Adam retaliated with a forearm and picked her up to give her a Kryptonite
Krunch. Adam went for the cover, but pulled Red up at two. Adam made the tag to Dixie and then picked her up and
bodyslammed her on top of Red. Dixie went for the cover, but she also pulled Red up at a two count.
       Dixie decided it was time to put Red away. She picked Red up and laid her out with a pumphandle slam. The Claw
managed a two count when Rainman pulled Dixie off of Red. As all five wrestlers stood in the ring, Bonecrusher and Missy
Hyatt arrived.
       Bonecrusher had a chair in his hands as he stood by Adam and Dixie. It looked like Bonecrusher was going to hit either
member of Blackout or Red Power, but Bonecrusher turned and hit ADAM!!! Rainman and Murder One grabbed Dixie and
planted her on the mat with the Violator 420. They threw Red on top of Dixie for the three count and the victory. The winners
of the match, Blackout and Red Power.
       As the winners celebrated, Missy came over and said something to Blackout. All of a sudden, Rainman and Murder One
turned on Red by picking her up and planting her on the mat with the Violator 420. The ring cleared when Coach Dory Funk,
Jr. came in to save the day. Dory took the microphone and made the triple main event for the next !BANG! TV taping.

       The triple main event for "Razzle Frazzle" on Saturday night, March 22, is set. The first match of the main event will have
Dixie defending the Funking Conservatory Women's Championship against !BANG! TV Champion Red Power and Missy Hyatt
in a Triple Threat HARDCORE Match.
       The second match will be a match to determine the number one contender for Adam Windsor's Funking Conservatory
World Heavyweight Championship. The match will feature Blackout, Rainman & Murder One. The catch is that they will face
EACH OTHER.
       The third and most anticipated match will feature Bonecrusher, with Missy Hyatt in his corner, taking on Adam Windsor in
a Texas Death Match. Adam is 4-0 in Texas Death Matches and already holds a victory over Bonecrusher in this type of match.
Will Bonecrusher finally be able to stop The Royal Stud? Get your tickets now before they sell out. See you all next week.

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